One Angry Bitch

I just went down to the laundry room of my dorm to take my clothes from the washer and put them on to dry. Two other guys were in there at that point. After I set the first load--loaded the wet clothes, added two sheets of Bounce, closed the door, deposited $1.00 in quarters, and pressed the Start button--I walked into the next room to get the second load, leaving my box of dryer sheets sitting on the counter. When I went back into the room of dryers, my box of dryer sheets was nowhere to be found! I looked in both rooms and even through my clothes but found nothing. The shorter of the two guys was missing, so it had to have been him--the bastard!

Who in fuck steals DRYER SHEETS?!