Notes on Scandalous Behavior

A Lady does not chug or gulp her drink. She sips. Furthermore, a Lady does not take straight vodka shots--especially from the bottle.

A Lady knows that when she's too sloshed to put on her makeup and style her hair, going to a bar or club is a bad idea.

A Lady should always make sure to close the bathroom door when vomiting. Also, cleaning up any mess she makes is not optional; leaving a dirty bathroom for someone else to clean up is something that only low-class people do.

A Lady does not demand to see a male acquaintance's penis. She politely asks, "May I see your penis, please?"

A Lady should never be so "tipsy" that calling every person in her cell phone's address book seems like a good idea. Also, a Lady should not arrange any sexual encounters while in such a state; doing so can lead to awkwardness.