Volatile Me

The asshole who left his alarm clock "on" while apparently being away for the weekend can see me in hell! Lying in bed, trying not to scream or rip out my hair, I thought through solutions to my noisy problem, but, alas, I have neither a hammer nor the willpower to beat a hole through the wall and unplug the offending device.

However, I did realize that the best revenge was to visit Burger King for a chicken biscuit and hashbrowns.