Notes to Self

1. Am I the only one who is just a little grossed out by Madonna in her pink Spandex dancy thing in the "Hung Up" video? I mean, okay, Madonna is the shiz: true; "Hung Up" is a rockin' track: true; but Jesus Lord, what in fuck was her stylist thinking when he strapped her into that hideous thing?

2. In other news, have you seen that Pillsbury crescent roll commercial with the two brothers jovially arguing over who gets the last roll? Maybe it's just me in my perpetual state of "Ooh, is he gay?!" but in the last few seconds when the hotter brother looks up with a sly smile, says, "I know. We'll measure," pauses, and then says, "I'll get my ruler," I got a mental boner. Seriously: what fag wrote that dialogue? Whoever he is, he gets my vote of approval.

3. Movies I want to see: Brokeback Mountain (Surprise!), Hoodwinked, Pride & Prejudice, Rent, The Chronicles of Narnia, Fun with Dick and Jane, Just Friends, and The Family Stone