Showing posts with label Moments of Stupid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Moments of Stupid. Show all posts

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Sue Me

More amazing music to download: Soviet Kitsch by Regina Spektor, We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes by Death Cab for Cutie, Dummy by Portishead, Ta-Dah by Scissor Sisters, Destination: Beautiful by Mae

  • "Grace Kelly" by Mika
  • "Find Another Way to Dance" by Young Love
  • "Is It Love" by iiO
  • "Cue the Pulse to Begin" by Burnside Project
  • "The Passion" by Lauryn Hill
  • "Everlong" by The Foo Fighters
  • "Devil Got My Woman" by Skip James
  • "Sunrise" and "Come Away with Me" by Norah Jones
  • "Stars Go Blue (with Bono)" by The Corrs
  • "She's My Man," "The Other Side," "Kiss You Off," and "Might Tell You Tonight" by Scissor Sisters
  • "Let Me Touch You for a While" by Alison Krauss & Union Station
  • "Sour Times," "It's a Fire," and "Only You" by Portishead
  • "Ode to Divorce" and "Us" by Regina Spektor
  • "Stupid" and "Possession (Acoustic Version)" by Sarah McLachlan
  • "Fools Like Me" by Lisa Loeb
  • "Chelsea Morning," "A Case of You," and "River" by Joni Mitchell
  • "It Came from the Ground" by Badly Drawn Boy
  • "I Fought the Angels," "Thirteen Gliding Principles," and "American Trilogy" by The Delgados
  • "Smile" by Lily Allen

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Mmm...Crazy

In addition to the usual nametag and apron, I think the Quiznos employees here in Oxford must be given little baggies of crack when they're hired, because every time I go in there something stupid happens.

Tonight the girl making my sandwich asked me about my eyebrow piercing, and we began chatting about places in and near Oxford where piercings and tattoos are done. When I mentioned a particular parlor and the negative things I'd heard about them, she was like, "Oh yeah, I know. Look at this," and then proceeded to take off her gloves, pull up her shirt, and show me the ugliest tattoo I've seen in a hot minute: badly aligned on her lower abdomen, in an awful state prison-chic font, are the words "Eye Candy." She then looks at me and says, "It's ugly, ain't it?"

All I could do was cock my head to the side, look up at the menu board, and mumble something nonspecific. Some people have WAY too much self-esteem for their own good.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Oooooh

So apparently my "system" is real good because my neighbor just came over and bitched at my roommate because my music was too loud. My bad...

In other news, I'm spending money out of my savings account like nobody's business. I'm going to be poor soon. Any and all donations will be appreciated!